Short children's jokes to laugh a while

There are many reasons why a child may laugh. In fact, when we are little, laughter is somewhat easier and more natural than when we become adults. It's kind of sad right? That's why the childish jokes  They are a really fun way for both kids and parents to have a good time by telling quick jokes to each other.

You don't have to memorize them, when you find a short joke that you like within the jokes for children that we have prepared for you, claim the attention of your audience. Many childish jokes They're so clever and funny that let's face it, we adults find them amusing too.

Some because they are loaded with innocence, others because they represent situations as real as life itself. And that from time to time they resemble experiences that we ourselves have lived in the first person.

See 10 kid jokes

1. -Why doesn't SpongeBob have a green back?

Because if it had a green back it would be ScotchBrite.

2. -Why is the broom happy?

Because sweeping.

3. - What is the last letter of the alphabet?

-The 'o'. -…

– Isn't that the 'z'?

-Of course not. If not, it would be 'alphabet'.

4. -I'm tired of everyone talking behind my back!

-But if you are a taxi driver...

-Oh! It's true.

5. A boy is riding a bicycle and says to his mother:

-Mom, mom, no hands!

-Mom, mom, no legs!

Suddenly he falls on his face, gets up and says:

-Mom, mom, no teeth!

6. Two classmates talk in the street after an exam.

-How did the exam go?

-Very bad, I have left everything blank.

-My goodness! Surely the teacher will think that we have copied.

7. The phone rings:

-Hello? -Hello, is this where you do laundry?

-No. -Whoa! Well what pigs.

8. -He was such a jinxed man, but so jinxed, so jinxed, that he sat in a haystack and stuck the needle in!

9. -How do you say 'dog' in English?

-Dog.

-And how do you say vet?

-Very easy. Dog-tor.

10. A boy comes home and tells his mother:

-Mom, I have good news and bad news.

-Tell me the good one first.

-I got a ten in math.

-And what is the bad one?

-That's a lie.

Another 10 short jokes to do with your children

1. What does a vampire baby play with?

With red blood cells.

2. What is a vampire doing driving a tractor?

Sow fear.

3. How are a witch and a few days of vacation similar?

In which the two fly away.

4. What is the height of a vampire?

None, because vampires don't have a top, they have fangs.

5. Why don't skeletons like rainy days?

Because they soak to the bone.

6. What does a vampire order when he enters a bar?

A blood vessel.

7. I'm in pieces!

Signed: Frankenstein.

8. -That sport of swords scares me...

-Fencing?

-No, no, more like fear.

9. These are two ghosts…

…and the MEDIUM fell silent

10. What does one ghost say to another?

"Do you believe in people?"

We hope that these childish jokes Make your children or students laugh. You can find short jokes for children on almost any occasion.

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We present you a list with some of the classic Spanish jokes