Drunken jokes to tell on your binges

Have you ever listened drunk jokes? When we get together with our loved ones there is usually wine, beer or other drinks, as well as there is usually a person who crosses the line and starts saying funny things.

Going out with friends for fun is one of the best remedies. Faced with such a busy life, it is necessary to find ways to relax and laugh.

3 drunken jokes

The conclusion

My drunk friend was reading about the negative effects of alcohol and after some reflection he came to this conclusion: He is going to give up reading.

Double or quadruple?

-Dad, how do I know if someone is drunk?

– It's easy, for example those two men, if I were drunk I would see four men.

– Dad, there is only one man!

Police

The policeman stops a drunk's car and asks him:

- Driving permit

- Well, of course you drive.

have fun with these jokes of drunks

Tree

How are a drunk and a tree different?

In which one starts on the floor and ends in the cup and the other starts in the cup and ends on the floor.

The doctor

After checking out a drunk, the doctor says:

– I still don't understand what your stomach ache is due to, I suppose it's the alcohol.

The drunk responds:

– Well, I better come back when you haven't drunk!

The gift

Says a drunk:

– This watch is a gift from my wife, it has several functions, you can see the time with minutes and seconds, you can see what day it is, it works as an alarm clock, it also has a flashlight and she told me that I can also bathe with it, the problem is I don't know where the button is for the water to come out.

The arrow

The policeman stops a drunk who was driving:

-You haven't seen that there is an arrow?!

-Neither the arrow, nor the one who shot the arrow.

The pretty

A drunk was having a drink in front of a church, then the priest comes out and says:

-Beautiful.

The drunk responds:

- Thank you so much.

Grandmother

A drunk sitting in a square says to a granddaughter who is passing by with her grandmother:

-Good morning, cookie.

The grandmother gets angry and yells at him:

-What have you said?

-Cookie, not old bread.