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If you are one of the many who love to laugh a little at the peninsulars, we present a special section on spanish jokes so you can have fun for a while with their innocence.
Cultural aspects are an inexhaustible source of jokes. It is no coincidence that we can find jokes of different nationalities. Still, many of them reflect the rivalry between countries.
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Know that the important thing is to turn this rivalry into something healthy and fun! So take the opportunity to relax in your day to day. Why laughing is good, especially when we're stuck with work, isn't it?
Rejoice right now with these Spanish jokes
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CSI
At the crime scene:
- Hello! John, I'm from narcotics.
– Javier, I'm more of a lifelong drinker.
Speak in English
An Englishman meets a Spaniard:
– Do you speak English?
– What do you say sir?
– Do you speak English?
– I don't get it, son!
– I am asking if you speak English.
– Of course, man and I speak of wonders!
Other stories to make you smile
Congress
In an infectology congress each delegation presents its studies. German researchers present the work 'The expansion of smallpox in the 20th century' in 5 volumes. The French 3 books on 'Cholera and its global impacts'. Finally it is the time of the Spanish who approach the podium with elegance and say:
-We request from the esteemed judges an extension of the term to finish our sheets.
castaways
A Spaniard, a German and an Englishman were shipwrecked at sea.
When hunger already makes itself felt, the Englishman says:
I cut off a leg and you eat it. The German and the Spaniard eat their friend's leg. The German says: For you I cut off my arm and you eat it, and your friends eat it.
When the Spaniard's turn comes, he pulls out his dick and the friends sing: Franfurt Franfurt!
to which the Spaniard responds, that nothing to drink the bottle and take a nap!-
Aid
In a canoe on the river goes a Spaniard and an American
The gringo falls out of the boat and starts yelling:
– HEEEEEELP!…..HEEEEEEEELP!
The Spaniard who doesn't understand anything tells him:
– Friend, what gel I have not brought, but if you need something for your hair I have shampoo.
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