Prepare your jokes for Christmas with this list

Christmas holidays are coming and with that the big family reunions. If you are one of those who loves to animate audiences during this period, we have put together a list of jokes for christmas. Get ready and entertain all your guests in simple ways.

3 jokes for Christmas

1. Christmas spinsters!

– What is a spinster?

– A woman who has spent many Christmases but no Christmas Eve.

2. Reasonable similarities

– How is the border of the United States with Canada similar to spending New Year's Eve in the Plaza Mayor of Valladolid in a swimsuit? In that on the border between Canada and the US are the NIAGARA FALLS. And in the Plaza Mayor of Valladolid, on New Year's Eve in a bathing suit, YOU WILL NOT DENY ME THAT YOU WILL ACCEPT.

3. Who is Santa Claus?

– Santa does not work personally, but manages lots of minions.
– You never get to see Santa, only his employees.
– Santa does not reach 40 hours a week of work not even close.
– Hehe travel a lot.
– Santa has work until he wants to retire.
– Obviously, Santa is a politician.

Other funny Christmas jokes 

Inhabitants of Bethlehem

What are the people of Bethlehem called?
– Figurines

Nino a los Reyes Magos: jokes for Christmas

A child writes a letter to the Three Wise Men, and asks them for 30 euros to buy some shoes in winter because he is cold in them. The letter is accidentally opened and the postmen read it.

When reading what the child asked for, all the postmen make a collection and send the child 10 Euros. After a few days, the postmen receive another letter for the wise men. This time the letter says:

"Dear wise men! Thank you very much for the money. But next time, don't send it by post, because some postman has kept the 20 euros that I lack ».

A wedding at Christmas

A couple in their home prepares to organize the Christmas meal. The woman tells the husband that he must leave, so he has to sacrifice the turkey. The man is stunned without being able to know what he has to do.

And he goes to the library, in the kitchen area, finds a poultry farming manual and goes looking for the turkey, locates it and reads: "First of all, get the turkey drunk." He goes to the bar and picks up a carafe of whiskey and takes a bite of the turkey, and thinks: "it's Easter and I'm going to drink too", in this way, he spends the afternoon between one drink and another.

Arriving home, the wife finds her husband in a drunken state and says: "What was it?? Did you kill the turkey??» and he replies «You touch -hip- a feather -hip- to my compadre and I'll hit you».